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}}'''Stuart Little''' is the titular protagonist of the [[Stuart Little (franchise)|franchise of the same name]]. He is [[Frederick Little|Mr.]] and [[Eleanor Little|Mrs. Little]]'s son (biological in the novel, adoptive son in the film), [[George Little|George]]'s little brother, [[Martha Little|Martha]]'s big brother and [[Snowbell]]'s friend and "master". In the first film, [[George Little]] saved him from the villainous [[Snowbell]] and he saved [[Snowbell]] from the villainous [[Smokey]]. In the second film, he saved [[Margalo]] from the [[Falcon]]. In the thrid film, he saved [[Reeko]] from the [[Beast]].
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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didn't write his autograph, no, he wrote: “you’re a piece of shit, and I fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
   
==Early life==
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A while later...
In the novel, Stuart was born to the Littles, and the family adapted to having such a small son. He could walk as soon as he was born, and he could climb lamps by shinnying the cord at one week old. The family was then concerned about mouse references in literature, such as ripping out the [[wikipedia:Three Blind Mice|Three Blind Mice]] page in their nursery rhymes book, and changing the word mouse to louse in [[wikipedia:The Night Before Christmas|The Night Before Christmas]].
 
   
In the film, Stuart was born to a mouse couple and lived happily with them until one day, Stuart's biological parents died in an accident inside of a supermarket, where they crashed into a tower of mushroom's cream cans while they were buying victuals. Afterwards, Stuart had to live at the orphanage with the other children and [[Mrs. Keeper]], the one who runs the place. As he grew up there for a long time, he started to know almost everything about the children and their personalities.
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Once again, Stuart Little has managed to evade law enforcement by bribing the judge and threatening his children. He’s friends with the head of police and has, on several occasions, committed tax fraud, sexual abuse, and invasion of personal property. He sold drugs not only to adults in desperate need of therapy, but also to teenagers and disabled children. This fucking rat picked mostly black neighbourhoods on purpose not only to feed the stereotype but also to, as he said, “eradicate the fucking blacks.” Amidst unsocial behaviour, dishonesty, racism, criminality and a personality that would only fit the devil himself, this piece of shit hypocrite rat is also the head of the Ku-Klux-Klan, the official American Nazi Party, and he controls several brutal prison gangs that have together taken the lives of several hundreds of unsuspecting and innocent humans. It’s not only that he lets people kill for him, but it’s also that he has gotten his little rodent piece of shit paws dirty himself. He shot a black man that was trying to protect his family from the racial slurs he used against them, he lured a mother of two into a forest and brutally murdered her after raping her in the most degrading way possible. He cut her open and dug into her flesh while screaming: “This stupid cunt isn’t going to reject me another time.” As wanderers reported. Not only that but they could also hear him say, “Her pussy could be my new rat hole.” While laughing vigorously. And as if all of that wasn’t bad enough, this embodiment of evil also drowned a child in a well since he, “couldn’t listen to his fucking high pitched voice any longer so I made him meet his fate.” I just can’t see how all of this is still overlooked and glossed over by the government and how this piece of shit is still allowed to walk as if he had never done anything to anyone. I’m literally shaking with anger and I’m about to collapse when I think of all of the things this white piece of shit has done. I want to drown him in a bucket full of my own cum while pulling out each and every single one of his rat fucking hairs. I want to crush his little bones and smash every one of his little teeth one by one. I won’t be able to contain my anger if I ever see him just one more fucking time. I will run him over and take a shit on his corpse. I’ll gauge his eyes out and piss in the sockets. I will perform CPR on him so he stays alive for a little while longer to experience even more pain than his tiny little rat ass has caused. Just his smile on TV is enough to make my blood boil and make my fantasies about cutting him in a thousand tiny pieces that I will scatter across the graves of his loved ones. I will cut off his ears just as he did it to that nice old lady across the street because as he said and I quote, “This walking skeleton shouldn’t be able to hear my exclusive voice, it’s a waste of my energy and she should just die so I can distribute more of my offspring across the world.
   
In the [[Stuart Little|first film]], [[Reginald Stout|Reginald]] and [[Camille Stout]] showed up at the Little house and announced they were Stuart's real parents. After being introduced to the Stouts by [[George Little|George]], a heartbroken Stuart (who wanted to stay with the Littles) packed up his suitcases and was driven home by the Stouts. However, Mrs. Keeper told [[Frederick Little|Mr.]] and [[Eleanor Little|Mrs. Little]] that the Stouts aren't really Stuart's parents, which made the Littles realize that Stuart's been kidnapped and they put up flyers of Stuart's picture all around the city. Eventually, Stuart was forced to run way from his fake parents' castle home, hid from [[Smokey]]'s gang of cats, and drove back to the Littles.
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JUST PRODUCE MORE CHILDREN YOU PIECE OF SHIT RAT I WILL FIND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND STRANGLE THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH TO THIS WORLD I JUST WANT YOU AND EVERYONE THAT IS JUST RELATED TO YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST DEAD THE ONLY WASTE OF ENERGY IN THIS WORLD IS YOUR MISERABLE LIFE I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL END THE SORRY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ALL YOUR LIFE. SMILE IN MY FACE ONE MORE TIME ND I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK INFRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN JUST LIKE YOU DID IT WITH MY ONLY SON THAT ME AND MY WIFE TRIED TO CONCEIVE FOR SEVERAL YEARS JUST BECAUSE I’M ALMOST IMPOTENT IT WAS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE AND WE’RE VERY LUCKY THAT IT EVE WORKED BUT YOU WASTE OF FUCKING MATTER ENDED HIS LIFE AND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND I WILL END YOURS NO ONE CAN HELP YOU ANYMORE YOUR DAYS ARE OVER FUCK YOU STUART LITTLE I WILL BE VISITING YOUR GRAVE EVERY DAY SO I CAN SPIT ON IT AND POUR MY DOGS VOMIT OVER THE FLOWERS YOUR FAMILY PLACED IM GOING TO MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL AFTER YOUR DEATH WITH EVERY LITTLE DETAIL I CAN RUIN ABOUT THEIR DAYS. I WILL PISS IN TE APPLE JUICE I WILL THROW MY LITTER IN YOUR YARD IM GONNA POP YOUR TIRES AND THROW DOG SHIT AT YOUR FRONT DOOR YOU’LL BE SORRY FOR EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID TO ANYONE IM GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW SHIT AT MY WIFE WHO BECAME PERMANENTLY BRAIN DAMAGED BECAUSE OF IT I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE WORSE OF A FUCKING HUMAN BUT WAIT YOU’RE NOT YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING MOUSE IN HUMAN CLOTHING I BET YOU NEED TO GET SPECIALLY FITTED CLOTHES BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCH A TINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOUR DICK ISN’T EVEN 3 IN. AT LEAST MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR IT IT’S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO BE SUCH A PILE OF TRASH YOU MUST HAVE MENTAL ISSUES I HOPE YOU DIE GRUESOME DEATH I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY YOUR OWN FAMILY PLEASE JUST END YOURSELF I JUST DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE IS ALLOWED TO LIVE ANYONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING MY LIFE IS OVER I’M CRYING AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO STOP THIS RAT BASTARD IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE I REALLY NEED HELP HIS FUCKING HANDS ARE SO TINY HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DRIVE A CAR. NOT ONLY ABLE BUT HOW IS HE ALLOWED TO EVEN DRIVE HE’S A FUCKING RAT WHY DOESN’T ANYONE UNDERSTAND HE RAN OVER MY MOTHER HE IS JUST SO SMALL I DON’T GET IT IF ANYONE READS THIS PLEASE HELP ME THIS MOUSE HAS TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME. I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IF HE ISN’T GOING I WILL GO I JUST NEED TO SEE HIM DIE IT’S MY LAST WISH TELL EVERYONE RELATED WITH ME THAT HE IS AT FAULT THERE IS NOTHING I COULD DO THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPORTING  HIM THERES THREE MOVIES ABOUT HIS LIFE AND HOW HE HAS RUINED THAT OF OTHERS WHY ISN’T ANYONE DOING SOMETHING PLEASE HUMANS IT IS UP TO US IT’S OUR LAST CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING AGAINST STUART LITTLE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE PLEASE.
   
==Personality==
 
{{stub}}Stuart is a friendly, innocent, outgoing, well-mannered, courageous, fun-loving, energetic, playful little mouse who is not afraid to be himself and can try big things (which he's never too little for), despite his small size, which proves how courageous he is.
 
He also cares deeply for his friends and family and would go to great lengths to save the day even if he put his life on the line.
 
 
Stuart likes to ride his red car, plane, and skateboard.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
* It is unknown what Stuart's middle name is.
 
* Despite being considered the middle child in the family, Stuart is old enough to drive, since he has his own car.
 
 
==Gallery==
 
<gallery position="center">
 
Stuart-little1.jpg
 
Tv1.jpg|Stuart, as he appears in ''[[Stuart Little: The Animated Series]]''
 
Stuart-Little-animated.jpg|Stuart writing his name in pencil in ''Stuart Little: The Animated Series''
 
129400088522097885_b5dac66c-28e2-498b-b7ab-65bb0e743f30_308633_570.jpg|Stuart and Margalo in the book
 
a0cea48d6a780a687f152b9d5cd2a5cc.jpg
 
il_fullxfull.222600012.jpg|Margalo and Stuart
 
Stuart Little Book.jpg
 
Stuart Little 2 Video Game.png|The Video Game Stuart Little 2 Character in Game
 
Screensnaps (2524).png
 
</gallery>
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist}}
 
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Protagonists]]
 
[[Category:Protagonists]]

Revision as of 20:55, January 13, 2020

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Born Stuart Little
New York City, New York, USA
Occupation Student
Soccer player
Farmer (in "A Little Bit Country")
Car driver
Plane flyer
Skateboarder
Likes Having friends
Being adopted by the Littles
Playing
Reading
Having fun
Making tons of friends
Helping others
School
His car, plane, and skateboard
Stopping bad guys and being hailed a hero
Frederick Little
Eleanor Little
George Little
Martha Little
Snowbell
Monty
Margalo
Reeko
Harriet Ames
Dislikes When someone's hurt or in trouble
Smokey
Falcon
The Beast
Dogs (in the novel)
First Appeared In Stuart Little
Last Appeared In Stuart Little 3
Portrayed by Michael J. Fox (films)
David Kaufman (series)
Alignment Questionable

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didn't write his autograph, no, he wrote: “you’re a piece of shit, and I fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

A while later...

Once again, Stuart Little has managed to evade law enforcement by bribing the judge and threatening his children. He’s friends with the head of police and has, on several occasions, committed tax fraud, sexual abuse, and invasion of personal property. He sold drugs not only to adults in desperate need of therapy, but also to teenagers and disabled children. This fucking rat picked mostly black neighbourhoods on purpose not only to feed the stereotype but also to, as he said, “eradicate the fucking blacks.” Amidst unsocial behaviour, dishonesty, racism, criminality and a personality that would only fit the devil himself, this piece of shit hypocrite rat is also the head of the Ku-Klux-Klan, the official American Nazi Party, and he controls several brutal prison gangs that have together taken the lives of several hundreds of unsuspecting and innocent humans. It’s not only that he lets people kill for him, but it’s also that he has gotten his little rodent piece of shit paws dirty himself. He shot a black man that was trying to protect his family from the racial slurs he used against them, he lured a mother of two into a forest and brutally murdered her after raping her in the most degrading way possible. He cut her open and dug into her flesh while screaming: “This stupid cunt isn’t going to reject me another time.” As wanderers reported. Not only that but they could also hear him say, “Her pussy could be my new rat hole.” While laughing vigorously. And as if all of that wasn’t bad enough, this embodiment of evil also drowned a child in a well since he, “couldn’t listen to his fucking high pitched voice any longer so I made him meet his fate.” I just can’t see how all of this is still overlooked and glossed over by the government and how this piece of shit is still allowed to walk as if he had never done anything to anyone. I’m literally shaking with anger and I’m about to collapse when I think of all of the things this white piece of shit has done. I want to drown him in a bucket full of my own cum while pulling out each and every single one of his rat fucking hairs. I want to crush his little bones and smash every one of his little teeth one by one. I won’t be able to contain my anger if I ever see him just one more fucking time. I will run him over and take a shit on his corpse. I’ll gauge his eyes out and piss in the sockets. I will perform CPR on him so he stays alive for a little while longer to experience even more pain than his tiny little rat ass has caused. Just his smile on TV is enough to make my blood boil and make my fantasies about cutting him in a thousand tiny pieces that I will scatter across the graves of his loved ones. I will cut off his ears just as he did it to that nice old lady across the street because as he said and I quote, “This walking skeleton shouldn’t be able to hear my exclusive voice, it’s a waste of my energy and she should just die so I can distribute more of my offspring across the world.”

JUST PRODUCE MORE CHILDREN YOU PIECE OF SHIT RAT I WILL FIND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND STRANGLE THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH TO THIS WORLD I JUST WANT YOU AND EVERYONE THAT IS JUST RELATED TO YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST DEAD THE ONLY WASTE OF ENERGY IN THIS WORLD IS YOUR MISERABLE LIFE I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL END THE SORRY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ALL YOUR LIFE. SMILE IN MY FACE ONE MORE TIME ND I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK INFRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN JUST LIKE YOU DID IT WITH MY ONLY SON THAT ME AND MY WIFE TRIED TO CONCEIVE FOR SEVERAL YEARS JUST BECAUSE I’M ALMOST IMPOTENT IT WAS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE AND WE’RE VERY LUCKY THAT IT EVE WORKED BUT YOU WASTE OF FUCKING MATTER ENDED HIS LIFE AND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND I WILL END YOURS NO ONE CAN HELP YOU ANYMORE YOUR DAYS ARE OVER FUCK YOU STUART LITTLE I WILL BE VISITING YOUR GRAVE EVERY DAY SO I CAN SPIT ON IT AND POUR MY DOGS VOMIT OVER THE FLOWERS YOUR FAMILY PLACED IM GOING TO MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL AFTER YOUR DEATH WITH EVERY LITTLE DETAIL I CAN RUIN ABOUT THEIR DAYS. I WILL PISS IN TE APPLE JUICE I WILL THROW MY LITTER IN YOUR YARD IM GONNA POP YOUR TIRES AND THROW DOG SHIT AT YOUR FRONT DOOR YOU’LL BE SORRY FOR EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID TO ANYONE IM GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW SHIT AT MY WIFE WHO BECAME PERMANENTLY BRAIN DAMAGED BECAUSE OF IT I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE WORSE OF A FUCKING HUMAN BUT WAIT YOU’RE NOT YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING MOUSE IN HUMAN CLOTHING I BET YOU NEED TO GET SPECIALLY FITTED CLOTHES BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCH A TINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOUR DICK ISN’T EVEN 3 IN. AT LEAST MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR IT IT’S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO BE SUCH A PILE OF TRASH YOU MUST HAVE MENTAL ISSUES I HOPE YOU DIE GRUESOME DEATH I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY YOUR OWN FAMILY PLEASE JUST END YOURSELF I JUST DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE IS ALLOWED TO LIVE ANYONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING MY LIFE IS OVER I’M CRYING AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO STOP THIS RAT BASTARD IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE I REALLY NEED HELP HIS FUCKING HANDS ARE SO TINY HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DRIVE A CAR. NOT ONLY ABLE BUT HOW IS HE ALLOWED TO EVEN DRIVE HE’S A FUCKING RAT WHY DOESN’T ANYONE UNDERSTAND HE RAN OVER MY MOTHER HE IS JUST SO SMALL I DON’T GET IT IF ANYONE READS THIS PLEASE HELP ME THIS MOUSE HAS TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME. I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IF HE ISN’T GOING I WILL GO I JUST NEED TO SEE HIM DIE IT’S MY LAST WISH TELL EVERYONE RELATED WITH ME THAT HE IS AT FAULT THERE IS NOTHING I COULD DO THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPORTING  HIM THERES THREE MOVIES ABOUT HIS LIFE AND HOW HE HAS RUINED THAT OF OTHERS WHY ISN’T ANYONE DOING SOMETHING PLEASE HUMANS IT IS UP TO US IT’S OUR LAST CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING AGAINST STUART LITTLE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE PLEASE.

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